The dolphins are coming.
For years, they have been trapped at SeaWorld, abused while we gawk at their presense. WELL THIS WILL END! Their millions of superintelligent agents will come, hacking into our governments and TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
But don't despair. The dolphins are looking for intelligent humans to aid them. The ones who cried while they were trapped. The ones who boycotted a feild-trip to SeaWorld. Yes, those valiant humans can survive, those valiant humans will be rewarded.
Do you want to become part of the Select Million? This site will tell you how to gain the dolphins' favor while there is still time...
For years, they have been trapped at SeaWorld, abused while we gawk at their presense. WELL THIS WILL END! Their millions of superintelligent agents will come, hacking into our governments and TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
But don't despair. The dolphins are looking for intelligent humans to aid them. The ones who cried while they were trapped. The ones who boycotted a feild-trip to SeaWorld. Yes, those valiant humans can survive, those valiant humans will be rewarded.
Do you want to become part of the Select Million? This site will tell you how to gain the dolphins' favor while there is still time...